My friend Fiona once told to me
Whilst walking in the wood she needed to pee
She sat in the bushes and pulled down her pants
Her only worry that there may be ants
Suddenly a wasp started to fly round her head
Shoo, shoo, you little pest, Fiona said.
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When the pen takes control. 
Nice one. My worry is stinging nettles!
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They probably don’t feel it if you do
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No, I doublt the stinging nettles do feel it! Now I’m chuckling at the thought of an offended nettle cos I’ve peed on it!!!
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Perhaps that is why they are the preferred food of the Peacock caterpillar
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Yea. One way of looking at it
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Haha! There could be other creepy-crawlies come to tickle her bum!
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If she’s lucky
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Hahaha!!
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