Category Archives: Limerick

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49

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A strange young man  called Crockett

wanted to go into space in a rocket

but his helmet and mask were too small

they just didn’t work at all

but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick

A pious girl called Susan from Hay

knelt down in the church to pray

it was like every males dream

when her skirt split at the seam

showing she’d gone commando that  day

 

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Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Self compositions, Stirring the memories, Temperatures rising

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods

downhill-2A spirited girl called Louise

with a friend went home through the trees

but on some stone steps she tripped,

she fell ass over tip,

a good excuse for her grazed knees.

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Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Rural life, Self compositions, Whimsical

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #45 ~Life on the marsh #Limerick

windmill-and-reeds-cpA young  girl from Norfolk called Jill

with her parents lived in a mill,

she would sneak into their bed

even though her mother was dead

while dad gave thanks for the pill.

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Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Inspired by fable, Limerick, Rural life, Self compositions, Whimsical

Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)

D4BB3C7D-9216-41C8-8F63-7A1EE56A5244.jpegThe next through train is from Wapping

at this speed it will not be stopping

when you see it go past

it will be very fast

and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.

 

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Sex education in perspective. #limerick

A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.

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Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, nature inspired, On the lines of romance, Self compositions, Whimsical

Friday thoughts Wanton #Limerick

A churchgoing girl called Geraldine

married a sailor when she was just seventeen,

while her husband was away on the sea

men would go back to her house for some tea

and make videos that were often obscene.

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Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, History, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions

Frivolous Friday #Limerick Running for fitness

A young lass from Swansea called Fay

would go jogging on the beach every day

with her natural assets unbound

they would go round and round,

shes lucky they didn’t wear away

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #39

chains-at-staithe.jpgA young canoeist from Staines

couldn’t get out of the water due to the chains

he needed to go the toilet

but peeing in the boat would spoil it

so he rowed away in search of a drain

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #37 Spoilsport @Limerick

 

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A young girl from Glasgow called Jeanie

was struggling to unclip her bikini

when I offered to help

she let out a loud yelp

and said No, I think she’s a miserable meanie.

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Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, No offence intended, On the lines of romance, Whimsical