Category Archives: Limerick

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #126

My lady’s name was primrose

she had such a beautiful snub nose

from where I would start kissing

making sure no part was missing

to the tips of her pretty pink toes

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Crimsons’s Creative Challenge #54

priory-undercroft-I’d like a photo in there said Anne

so off we went, camera in hand

but first I had to pee,

she held it for me

and that’s how our romance began

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #53

ob-boats.jpgI asked my single mum, neighbour, Denise

to come with me on my boat out to sea

as the temperature rose

she stripped off all her clothes

but sadly her dark hair stretched right down to her knees

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Crimson’s creative challenge #52 A stroll in the woods #Limerick

flixton There was a pretty young girl called Denise

who would often take a stroll through the trees,

when there was no-one around

she would dance and spin gaily around

till her knickers fell down to her knees.

 

 

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Weekend Writing Prompt #128 – Aurora

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Christopher Robin and his girlfriend Alice

took a trip to Buckingham Palace

after they had cheered the Queen

took a train to Aberdeen

to watch the Aurora Borealis.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49

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A strange young man  called Crockett

wanted to go into space in a rocket

but his helmet and mask were too small

they just didn’t work at all

but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick

A pious girl called Susan from Hay

knelt down in the church to pray

it was like every males dream

when her skirt split at the seam

showing she’d gone commando that  day

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods

downhill-2A spirited girl called Louise

with a friend went home through the trees

but on some stone steps she tripped,

she fell ass over tip,

a good excuse for her grazed knees.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #45 ~Life on the marsh #Limerick

windmill-and-reeds-cpA young  girl from Norfolk called Jill

with her parents lived in a mill,

she would sneak into their bed

even though her mother was dead

while dad gave thanks for the pill.

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Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)

D4BB3C7D-9216-41C8-8F63-7A1EE56A5244.jpegThe next through train is from Wapping

at this speed it will not be stopping

when you see it go past

it will be very fast

and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.

 

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