Category Archives: Limerick

Frivolous Friday #Limerick Running for fitness

A young lass from Swansea called Fay

would go jogging on the beach every day

with her natural assets unbound

they would go round and round,

shes lucky they didn’t wear away

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #39

chains-at-staithe.jpgA young canoeist from Staines

couldn’t get out of the water due to the chains

he needed to go the toilet

but peeing in the boat would spoil it

so he rowed away in search of a drain

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #37 Spoilsport @Limerick

 

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A young girl from Glasgow called Jeanie

was struggling to unclip her bikini

when I offered to help

she let out a loud yelp

and said No, I think she’s a miserable meanie.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #32

no-junk-mail-1I knew a girl whose name was Kate

she used to stand by her garden gate,

she would flash her thighs

when the boys passed by

perhaps that’s why she suddenly put on weight

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#SOCS May 25 2019

A sweet little girl called Rosie

whom everyone thought quite dozy

the day of her graduation

drew gasps of admiration

but she and the tutors had been very cosy.

 

for https://lindaghill.com/2019/05/24/socs-rosy/

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #27

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A silly young girl from Lynton

took a stroll across the meadow for fun

but her shorts were miniscule,

she took off her blouse to keep cool

now she has bites where she’d rather have none

 

 

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#SoCS 27th April 2019 #limerick #xp

There was a young teenager from Lee

whose breasts grew exponentially

with each day that passed

she needed new bras

it became rather embarrassing you see.

 

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #20

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A good looking girl from Tredare

was employed in the signal  box there

while drivers waited at the crossing

they would watch her adjusting her stockings

and if the train was delayed no-one cared.

 

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