Hanging his set of spare clothing on the gate, the invisible man leaned back. He braced himself as he let his soaking wet trousers and underclothes fall to the floor. Kicking them to one side he rested while he planned his next move.
Category Archives: Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #43
Filed under As you read it, Flash fiction, Humorous, Self compositions, Whimsical
Sex education in perspective. #limerick
A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41
“You may well hang your head, I suppose you’ve been sneaking around again, upstairs and downstairs. I wouldn’t put it past your sort to go poking around in my ladies chamber. Go on admit it, you have haven’t you?”
Filed under Inspired by fable, Self compositions, Stirring the memories, Whimsical
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt
I will tell you a tale,
it’s not very long,
about Teddy the tinker
who loved to sing songs,
while riding in his cart
as his pony towed them along.
The pony’s name was Ticker
but he had just one thing wrong
with him, though you couldn’t tell
as he trotted in time to his gong.
It wasn’t his heart though his name may suggest
but his very long appendage
which reached to his chest.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Self compositions, Whimsical
TEN WORD PHOTO PROMPT: Care of houseplants
Gain mindfulness by talking to your plants on their level.
Filed under Old knowledge, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Post #40
One step, two steps, three steps four,
five steps, six steps, there isn’t any more,
we get to the top and have a look around
nothing to see so we go back down
only one thing left to do, this much is plain
as we skip down the steps we’ll sing our song again
Filed under Comic verse, Self compositions, Singalong, Stirring the memories, Whimsical
Ten word story #10words Trumpet involuntary
Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Pexels.com
Everyone expected this year’s race would be won by vegans.
Frivolous Friday #Limerick Running for fitness
A young lass from Swansea called Fay
would go jogging on the beach every day
with her natural assets unbound
they would go round and round,
shes lucky they didn’t wear away
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #39
A young canoeist from Staines
couldn’t get out of the water due to the chains
he needed to go the toilet
but peeing in the boat would spoil it
so he rowed away in search of a drain
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, Self compositions, Whimsical
Ten word photo prompt -Tattooed
Despite being untidy he was considered the world’s best tattooist
Filed under Flash fiction, Self compositions, Whimsical
