“Look mummy the note says to make a wish, it’s signed Jeanie.” “Make a wish then dear.” “Ok mummy done.”
High above their heads the cliff started to crumble and a rock fell, knocking the woman, head bleeding, to the ground.
The girl smiled. 137 ch.
I will never understand how the boys in my school’s minds work. They don’t realise we do like a bit of courtesy some times. The least one could have done was to offer to carry my books for me. 193
I don’t look like the other Exmoor ponies, with my blonde mane and tail but when I asked Mum why, she told me one night she had been standing drowsing.
She dreamed a magnificent white stallion had visited her and she couldn’t resist him.
Sadly I did not inherit his single horn
For ninety minutes we had been sitting at the entrance to the park. Judging by the lack of crowds, well people in general it was beginning to look as though the parade had been cancelled due to the cold. Why the hell didn’t they tell us? 234
If you keep it short
it will always be sexy
heavy in my hand
the oil slick smooth, round surface
of the billiard ball
added a new dimension
to my improvised weapon
“Hey you, what do you think you’re looking at, these are my bitches, oh, sorry I suppose I shouldn’t really call them that, I mean with the dogs being so, how shall I say, uppity, about people talking about their ladies in derogatory terms. Anyway they’re mine, you know what I mean?”
When silk stocking top
changes to a smooth, cool skin
“Jeez man, I’m not trying to be funny but what’s with the dark glasses? Is it part of the uniform, you want to look cool or are you frightened of being recognised. I guarantee I’m not here to take photos of you so that we can target you. I’m just getting some shots of the cavalcade.”
“You know who’s coming don’t you? The Great Leader, Light of the world. If he looks upon you in his majesty then the radiance from his magnificent gaze could strike you blind. You’d better have a good filter on your camera,”
“Jeez, you’re brainwashed!”
The late Mister Jones
missed his summer holiday
now it’s permanent