I’d like to tell you a little tale
about a girl called Rita Hayward,
with her independent outlook
her parents thought her wayward,
but like many women in those days
she liked to think herself liberated,
certainly her breasts turned out to be as
when while on a date she co-operated
with the removal of her underclothes
giving me a quite expectant thrill,
imagine how my pulses quickened
when she said, “It’s okay I’m on the pill
On the cross-dressers trip to Navarre
agreeing to meet in the hotel bar
the singer had a nice ass
but a voice like rough crushed glass
who turned out to be a tranny
which to them seemed quite uncanny
Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, Humorous, No offence intended, Self compositions
With a hungry child,
the rent man knocking, calls for
desperate measures,
those who buy her services
seldom gain or give delight
A pious girl called Susan from Hay
knelt down in the church to pray
it was like every males dream
when her skirt split at the seam
showing she’d gone commando that day
A young girl from Norfolk called Jill
with her parents lived in a mill,
she would sneak into their bed
even though her mother was dead
while dad gave thanks for the pill.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Inspired by fable, Limerick, Rural life, Self compositions, Whimsical
A churchgoing girl called Geraldine
married a sailor when she was just seventeen,
while her husband was away on the sea
men would go back to her house for some tea
and make videos that were often obscene.
Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, History, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
I will tell you a tale,
it’s not very long,
about Teddy the tinker
who loved to sing songs,
while riding in his cart
as his pony towed them along.
The pony’s name was Ticker
but he had just one thing wrong
with him, though you couldn’t tell
as he trotted in time to his gong.
It wasn’t his heart though his name may suggest
but his very long appendage
which reached to his chest.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Self compositions, Whimsical
Big-eared David was dating big-nose Eileen
who was determined to prove she was keen
she said I love you, I’ll show it,
lean back and I’ll blow it,
and the poor boy said no, that’s obscene
Anything and Everything, but mostly Poetry
"Once a pond a time..."
Poetry, Flash Fiction, Stories, Musings, Photos
Art is Life
Driveling twaddle by an old flapdoodle.
...moments of unexpected clarity
Read-a-holic
Vashti Quiroz-Vega, Author, Horror, Fantasy, Thriller, Short Stories & Articles
A QUIRKY LOOK AT MODERN LIFE
A weekly blog exploring the wisdom of The Lord of the Rings
Where the fire and the rose are one
the magic begins the moment you start being yourself
Travel through Books
a resource for moving poetry
English History from 1066
Musings from an insignificant writer
Celebrating what makes Brittany unique
Author of Young Adult Fantasy
a place to chat
A little bit of everything
Author Aspiring
Poetry from my pen
Ultimately, a real understanding of history means that we face *nothing* new under the sun.” – James Mattis
THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE
my humanity in written form
Published in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Near to the Knuckle, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, and Shooter magazine.
Just another blog of random thoughts.
Aspiring to be the best at writing. Poetry lover, haiku and free verse to be precise, I hope to one day master
The writerly musings of Connie J. Jasperson, author, blogger and medieval renaissance woman.
Writer & Translator
to be worth sharing
Writing Advice From A YA Author Powered By Chocolate And Green Tea
Doing the best I can to keep it on the bright side
A community with environmental and healthy resources
Life is make believe, fantasy given form
What the world needs now in addition to love is wisdom. We are the masters of our own disasters.
Writer. Feminist. Historian. Person.
A creative miscellany of mythic fantasies
Award-winning, dream-protecting author
When the pen takes control. 