Category Archives: Humorous

Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt #205

On the cross-dressers trip to Navarre

agreeing to meet in the hotel bar

the singer had a nice ass

but a voice like rough crushed glass

who turned out to be a tranny

which to them seemed quite uncanny

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #127

He turned to the boy and said, my lad

For a first effort it’s not too bad

But we’re making a statue for all to see

So perhaps you’d better leave it to me

Don’t worry lad for we’ll both be there

When it goes up in Trafalgar square.

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Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt #200 Clubbing it

Last Saturday we went down the pub,

later on, we carried on to a club,

imagine my surprise when I saw my sister

naked, pole-dancing in the, “Buena Vista.”

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #122 #Feeding frenzy forgotten

Dan the drake and Debbie duck

truly felt that at last their luck

had changed when to their delight

there was not another duck in sight

for to swim alone was such a treat

as there would be enough to eat

no jostling shoving that they must

endure in order to secure a crust

now when bread is cast upon the lakes

a leisurely paddle is all it takes.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #55

burlingham-henge-1

I looked at my neighbour

and she looked at me

then she smiled, bowed her head

and asked if I could see

that we and all the the other posts

were painted quite brightly.

I asked her for the reason

and with a smile of glee,

she said tonight when the park is closed

we will dance round the old dead tree

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Crimsons’s Creative Challenge #54

priory-undercroft-I’d like a photo in there said Anne

so off we went, camera in hand

but first I had to pee,

she held it for me

and that’s how our romance began

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #53

ob-boats.jpgI asked my single mum, neighbour, Denise

to come with me on my boat out to sea

as the temperature rose

she stripped off all her clothes

but sadly her dark hair stretched right down to her knees

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49

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A strange young man  called Crockett

wanted to go into space in a rocket

but his helmet and mask were too small

they just didn’t work at all

but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick

A pious girl called Susan from Hay

knelt down in the church to pray

it was like every males dream

when her skirt split at the seam

showing she’d gone commando that  day

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods

downhill-2A spirited girl called Louise

with a friend went home through the trees

but on some stone steps she tripped,

she fell ass over tip,

a good excuse for her grazed knees.

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