Category Archives: Humorous

Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)

D4BB3C7D-9216-41C8-8F63-7A1EE56A5244.jpegThe next through train is from Wapping

at this speed it will not be stopping

when you see it go past

it will be very fast

and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #43

two-coats-on-a-gateHanging his set of spare clothing  on the gate, the invisible man leaned back. He braced himself as he let his soaking wet trousers and underclothes fall to the floor. Kicking them to one side he rested while he planned his next move.

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Sex education in perspective. #limerick

A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.

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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CITRUS // Six Word Story #60

It does not make me bitter

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