Category Archives: Humorous

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #55

burlingham-henge-1

I looked at my neighbour

and she looked at me

then she smiled, bowed her head

and asked if I could see

that we and all the the other posts

were painted quite brightly.

I asked her for the reason

and with a smile of glee,

she said tonight when the park is closed

we will dance round the old dead tree

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Crimsons’s Creative Challenge #54

priory-undercroft-I’d like a photo in there said Anne

so off we went, camera in hand

but first I had to pee,

she held it for me

and that’s how our romance began

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #53

ob-boats.jpgI asked my single mum, neighbour, Denise

to come with me on my boat out to sea

as the temperature rose

she stripped off all her clothes

but sadly her dark hair stretched right down to her knees

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49

whitlingham-snorkler.jpg

A strange young man  called Crockett

wanted to go into space in a rocket

but his helmet and mask were too small

they just didn’t work at all

but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick

A pious girl called Susan from Hay

knelt down in the church to pray

it was like every males dream

when her skirt split at the seam

showing she’d gone commando that  day

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods

downhill-2A spirited girl called Louise

with a friend went home through the trees

but on some stone steps she tripped,

she fell ass over tip,

a good excuse for her grazed knees.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #45 ~Life on the marsh #Limerick

windmill-and-reeds-cpA young  girl from Norfolk called Jill

with her parents lived in a mill,

she would sneak into their bed

even though her mother was dead

while dad gave thanks for the pill.

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Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)

D4BB3C7D-9216-41C8-8F63-7A1EE56A5244.jpegThe next through train is from Wapping

at this speed it will not be stopping

when you see it go past

it will be very fast

and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #43

two-coats-on-a-gateHanging his set of spare clothing  on the gate, the invisible man leaned back. He braced himself as he let his soaking wet trousers and underclothes fall to the floor. Kicking them to one side he rested while he planned his next move.

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Sex education in perspective. #limerick

A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.

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