
I’m very keen on the great outdoors
rambling over hill and moors
but yesterday set a precedent
as I had a minor accident
my first aid skills are not too good
so I decided that I should
let a professional have a look
rather than checking my St. John’s book
whilst negotiating stony ground
my knee gave way and I fell down
as it needed more than ointment
I rang up for an appointment
but as is the norm nowadays
I couldn’t be seen for fourteen days
