Monthly Archives: Feb 2024

We all knew Lizzie was a popular girl

spent all of her life in a social whirl

everyone thought her quite gregarious

but she was embarrassed by her hairy ass

because outside her panties you could see her curls

Within the tree lined glade there stands

a fortress, coffin-like though bland

roughly thrown up so it would seem

from pine or even old oak beams

by some amateur craftsman’s hand

As we were walking down the street

we thought we’d find a place to eat

a place had opened recently

so as locals it was a matter of decency

we’d go in and would see if it’s a

place that does a really nice pizza

but after the meal we left a bit rapid

our Italian meal was simply vapid

There was an old guy called Fred

he loved to work in his shed

he was playing with something corrosive

turned out it was highly explosive

so sadly old Fred is now dead.

There’s a question that’s been asked by many and I myself still think it funny that although of me it’s often said I haven’t a sensible thought in my head I often find myself nonplussed when people ask what the Romans did for us, and the answer obviously is there for all to plainly see, before they decided to invade us our roads were just anfractuous so used were we to walking where only sheep had gone before and so we just decided to follow, the sheep’s tracks up and down each hill and hollow.

It’s a sad story

when interest starts to wane

end of an era

Still so stoked – try to say that five times fast. Anyway, I wrote a post last week (it feels like a year ago) about being stoked about something, …

Still so stoked!