
Well I was on this fence.
Electric fence?
No wooden, else I couldn’t get my feet on it or round it.
And it might tingle a bit
Yeah spose
And this fellah came up to me and do you know what he said?
No what?
Hello!
He said Hello?
Yeah, provocative fuxxer.
No?
Too bloody right.
Well I never.
Straight up.
What did you do?
Well I beaked him, I had to or there might have been trouble.
Good point, well thought out.

I’m laughing. These gulls do like the aggro don’t they! Brilliantly done.
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