A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.
Category Archives: Limerick
Sex education in perspective. #limerick
Friday thoughts Wanton #Limerick
A churchgoing girl called Geraldine
married a sailor when she was just seventeen,
while her husband was away on the sea
men would go back to her house for some tea
and make videos that were often obscene.
Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, History, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
Frivolous Friday #Limerick Running for fitness
A young lass from Swansea called Fay
would go jogging on the beach every day
with her natural assets unbound
they would go round and round,
shes lucky they didn’t wear away
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #39
A young canoeist from Staines
couldn’t get out of the water due to the chains
he needed to go the toilet
but peeing in the boat would spoil it
so he rowed away in search of a drain
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #37 Spoilsport @Limerick
A young girl from Glasgow called Jeanie
was struggling to unclip her bikini
when I offered to help
she let out a loud yelp
and said No, I think she’s a miserable meanie.
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, No offence intended, On the lines of romance, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #32
I knew a girl whose name was Kate
she used to stand by her garden gate,
she would flash her thighs
when the boys passed by
perhaps that’s why she suddenly put on weight
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #27
A silly young girl from Lynton
took a stroll across the meadow for fun
but her shorts were miniscule,
she took off her blouse to keep cool
now she has bites where she’d rather have none
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, nature inspired, Self compositions, Whimsical
#SoCS 27th April 2019 #limerick #xp
There was a young teenager from Lee
whose breasts grew exponentially
with each day that passed
she needed new bras
it became rather embarrassing you see.
Filed under As you read it, Limerick, No offence intended, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #20
A good looking girl from Tredare
was employed in the signal box there
while drivers waited at the crossing
they would watch her adjusting her stockings
and if the train was delayed no-one cared.
Filed under Limerick, Self compositions, Singalong, Whimsical
When the pen takes control. 