A young girl from Glasgow called Jeanie
was struggling to unclip her bikini
when I offered to help
she let out a loud yelp
and said No, I think she’s a miserable meanie.
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I love limericks. And that’s got just the right amount of sauce. Though the PC club might complain of it. Where’s their sense of humour, I ask. 🙂
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Precisely, I did consider whether Jeanie could have been a man but with unblackened eyes and a full set of teeth i realised he wasn’t sure either
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Now there’s a challenge for you. A Limerick with a male target, equally as saucy as the traditional. And the Man from Ghent has been done (it’s one of my favourites)
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I will have a go, could be a challenge with my upbringing and natural propensity for tradition.
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I understand that. But if it were easy, it wouldn’t be a challenge. 🙂
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That was great fun, Bobby!
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Not for the story teller I’m afraid
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No, i guess not.
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