Crimson’s Creative Challenge #193 #The old mill leat

My friend and I went walking by the old mill leat

but the sound of rushing water made her want to pee

we looked all around and the coast seemed to be clear

so she said to me that’s fine I’ll just squat down here

but without warning she let out an almighty shriek

and hobbled over to me, with her panties round her knees

she knelt down before me and I thought oh my luck is in

but all I saw before me was a big, bright, red bee sting

she said please rub some water on the sorest looking part

she certainly knows the way to capture a man’s heart