A young lass from Swansea called Fay
would go jogging on the beach every day
with her natural assets unbound
they would go round and round,
shes lucky they didn’t wear away
Category Archives: Comic verse
Frivolous Friday #Limerick Running for fitness
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #39
A young canoeist from Staines
couldn’t get out of the water due to the chains
he needed to go the toilet
but peeing in the boat would spoil it
so he rowed away in search of a drain
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #37 Spoilsport @Limerick
A young girl from Glasgow called Jeanie
was struggling to unclip her bikini
when I offered to help
she let out a loud yelp
and said No, I think she’s a miserable meanie.
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, No offence intended, On the lines of romance, Whimsical
A pirate’s tale, though not so tall #seashanty #young-at-heart
Pablo the pirate
is home from the sea,
his left leg has a wooden stump
just below the knee,
ask him how he lost it
and he will tell to you,
a crocodile bit it off,
in the land of Umpaloo,
he would have had the other
but for him he was too clever,
he tied it up behind his back
making it difficult to see,
so that big green, nasty, greedy croc,
only got one leg for his tea.
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Inspired by fable, Self compositions, Singalong, Whimsical
Funtime with Crimson’s Creative Challenge #35
picture “uphill path” from Crispina Kemp
Sally lived at the top of the hill,
when she walked into town the boys got a thrill,
by design or just by chance
she often forgot her underpants,
every day the menfolk hoped for a breeze
when she went to pick up the groceries,
her mother said Sally this will have to stop
but her dad said she should also forget her top
why say that to her said his despairing wife
because I won’t have a bill for the rest of my life.
Friday funny #Limerick
Big-eared David was dating big-nose Eileen
who was determined to prove she was keen
she said I love you, I’ll show it,
lean back and I’ll blow it,
and the poor boy said no, that’s obscene
50 Word Thursdays # 26
I’m watching you,” he chuckled to the kitten, lying dozing, on the floor.
”Who are you, where are you, show yourself,” came the awakening retort.
”Oh don’t mind me, I’m in your head,” in condescending tone.
”I knew that all along, you know, so be off with you be gone.”
Image by Prawny. From Pixabay
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Otherworldly, Self compositions, Whimsical
MLMM’s Heeding Haiku With #Chèvrefeuille, June 26th 2019 … #sun~bathing
Corpulent bodies
like mating elephant seals
soaking up the sun
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Haiku, nature inspired, Self compositions, Temperatures rising
Friday funny #haiku
courtesy of pixabay
On a moonlit night
we sat and watched frogs dancing
till one of them croaked
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #32
I knew a girl whose name was Kate
she used to stand by her garden gate,
she would flash her thighs
when the boys passed by
perhaps that’s why she suddenly put on weight
When the pen takes control. 