There was a pretty young girl called Denise
who would often take a stroll through the trees,
when there was no-one around
she would dance and spin gaily around
till her knickers fell down to her knees.
Category Archives: Comic verse
Crimson’s creative challenge #52 A stroll in the woods #Limerick
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, nature inspired, Self compositions
Weekend Writing Prompt #128 – Aurora
Christopher Robin and his girlfriend Alice
took a trip to Buckingham Palace
after they had cheered the Queen
took a train to Aberdeen
to watch the Aurora Borealis.
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49
A strange young man called Crockett
wanted to go into space in a rocket
but his helmet and mask were too small
they just didn’t work at all
but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick
A pious girl called Susan from Hay
knelt down in the church to pray
it was like every males dream
when her skirt split at the seam
showing she’d gone commando that day
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods
A spirited girl called Louise
with a friend went home through the trees
but on some stone steps she tripped,
she fell ass over tip,
a good excuse for her grazed knees.
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #45 ~Life on the marsh #Limerick
A young girl from Norfolk called Jill
with her parents lived in a mill,
she would sneak into their bed
even though her mother was dead
while dad gave thanks for the pill.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Inspired by fable, Limerick, Rural life, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)
The next through train is from Wapping
at this speed it will not be stopping
when you see it go past
it will be very fast
and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Self compositions
Sex education in perspective. #limerick
A chicken farmer’s daughter from Leeds
when told about the birds and the bees,
realised her hens necks were wrung
and if you angered a bee you got stung,
and thought well, this sex thing’s not for me.
Friday thoughts Wanton #Limerick
A churchgoing girl called Geraldine
married a sailor when she was just seventeen,
while her husband was away on the sea
men would go back to her house for some tea
and make videos that were often obscene.
Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, History, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt
I will tell you a tale,
it’s not very long,
about Teddy the tinker
who loved to sing songs,
while riding in his cart
as his pony towed them along.
The pony’s name was Ticker
but he had just one thing wrong
with him, though you couldn’t tell
as he trotted in time to his gong.
It wasn’t his heart though his name may suggest
but his very long appendage
which reached to his chest.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Self compositions, Whimsical
When the pen takes control. 