My lady’s name was primrose
she had such a beautiful snub nose
from where I would start kissing
making sure no part was missing
to the tips of her pretty pink toes
Category Archives: Limerick
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #126
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Uncategorized
Crimsons’s Creative Challenge #54
I’d like a photo in there said Anne
so off we went, camera in hand
but first I had to pee,
she held it for me
and that’s how our romance began
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #53
I asked my single mum, neighbour, Denise
to come with me on my boat out to sea
as the temperature rose
she stripped off all her clothes
but sadly her dark hair stretched right down to her knees
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Self compositions, Uncategorized
Crimson’s creative challenge #52 A stroll in the woods #Limerick
There was a pretty young girl called Denise
who would often take a stroll through the trees,
when there was no-one around
she would dance and spin gaily around
till her knickers fell down to her knees.
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, nature inspired, Self compositions
Weekend Writing Prompt #128 – Aurora
Christopher Robin and his girlfriend Alice
took a trip to Buckingham Palace
after they had cheered the Queen
took a train to Aberdeen
to watch the Aurora Borealis.
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #49
A strange young man called Crockett
wanted to go into space in a rocket
but his helmet and mask were too small
they just didn’t work at all
but it was a good try, so don’t knock it.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #47 ~Under the shell #Limerick
A pious girl called Susan from Hay
knelt down in the church to pray
it was like every males dream
when her skirt split at the seam
showing she’d gone commando that day
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46 #Limerick ~A walk in the woods
A spirited girl called Louise
with a friend went home through the trees
but on some stone steps she tripped,
she fell ass over tip,
a good excuse for her grazed knees.
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #45 ~Life on the marsh #Limerick
A young girl from Norfolk called Jill
with her parents lived in a mill,
she would sneak into their bed
even though her mother was dead
while dad gave thanks for the pill.
Filed under Adult themes, As you read it, Comic verse, Humorous, Inspired by fable, Limerick, Rural life, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s creative challenge #44 Mind the doors #Limerick (unsmutty)
The next through train is from Wapping
at this speed it will not be stopping
when you see it go past
it will be very fast
and all it’s passengers ears will be popping.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Limerick, Self compositions
When the pen takes control. 