Big-eared David was dating big-nose Eileen
who was determined to prove she was keen
she said I love you, I’ll show it,
lean back and I’ll blow it,
and the poor boy said no, that’s obscene
50 Word Thursdays # 26
I’m watching you,” he chuckled to the kitten, lying dozing, on the floor.
”Who are you, where are you, show yourself,” came the awakening retort.
”Oh don’t mind me, I’m in your head,” in condescending tone.
”I knew that all along, you know, so be off with you be gone.”
Image by Prawny. From Pixabay
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Otherworldly, Self compositions, Whimsical
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #33
My first and instant reaction to the photo was a flashback to an amazing concert I was lucky enough to attend a few years ago. A Pogues annual tour where the band played their amazing Xmas hit, the wonderful, “Fairytale of New York,” which of course includes the melodic, lyrically masterful phrase, “You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot.” What else would you expect me to think of?
MLMM’s Heeding Haiku With #Chèvrefeuille, June 26th 2019 … #sun~bathing
Corpulent bodies
like mating elephant seals
soaking up the sun
Filed under As you read it, Comic verse, Haiku, nature inspired, Self compositions, Temperatures rising
Sammiscribbles Weekend Writing Prompt #111
Brother Alphonso started to feel rather pleased with himself. Although it was considered a violation of the rules of the Order, a form of vanity. He found it very hard not to let a smile show on his face, just a slight upturn of the lips. He smoothed the parchment and prepared his writing tool ready to transcribe the last two lines. He had been working on the Ogham script for fourteen months. Now he was the first and only person able to read the legends as they were written. Sadly his excitement at the translation proved too much for his elderly body as he collapsed to the floor having suffered a fatal heart attack.
RonovanWrites #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge #259 Super&Strange
You may find it strange
how your Super fast broadband
often loads slowly.
Filed under As you read it, Factual, Haiku, Self compositions
5 TIPS TO IMPROVE YOUR WRITING — Katie Kay!
Hello, my dear readers! As promised, today’s post is going to revolve around our favorite topic… WRITING!!! The past few months have been heavily devoted to life updates, poems, and musings, so it is about time for some source material on this blog, and that is the art of writing! The truth is that we as […]
Jun 22, 2019 · 5:04 am
Friday funny #haiku
courtesy of pixabay
On a moonlit night
we sat and watched frogs dancing
till one of them croaked
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #32
I knew a girl whose name was Kate
she used to stand by her garden gate,
she would flash her thighs
when the boys passed by
perhaps that’s why she suddenly put on weight
Heeding Haiku With Chèvrefeuille, June 19th 2019, summer solstice
The portal opens
released, golden dawn is freed
her bounty granted
Filed under As you read it, faith, Haiku, nature inspired, Old knowledge, Seasons, Self compositions
When the pen takes control. 