
I have a little tractor
I ride on it all day
But if I asked my wife to do it
I know what she would say
Be off with you, you silly fool
You’ll not get me riding up there
I’m not interested in farmer’s tools
it would make a mess of my hair.
I’ve got work I must do here
I’ve no problem with this. I know lots of women would respond the same. Not me. I have memories of driving a tractor, aged 11. I didn’t quite get it through the gate between stockyard and stackyard. Oops, there goes another flint-and-rubble built Norfolk wall.
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