Young Mrs Slocombe was a brazen hussy
Always promising a feel of her pussy
When I found out she meant her cat
I thought to myself, Well, fancy that,”
but I still stroked it, I’m not fussy.
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That’s fantastic. Very British. I’m definitely chuckling 🙂
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Hahaha! Love it!
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I hope you are familiar with Mrs. Slocombe (Molly Sugden) a stalwart of Grace Bros. department store.
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I am not, unfortunately.
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It was a long-running comedy series that would not be allowed to be shown now.
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Like so many!
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