Young Mrs Slocombe was a brazen hussy
Always promising a feel of her pussy
When I found out she meant her cat
I thought to myself, Well, fancy that,”
but I still stroked it, I’m not fussy.
Filed under Self compositions
My writing, my books, my poetry and a bit of running.
Brett Kristian
Writing, reading, reflecting.
Independent Publisher of Poetry and Prose
There are dragons and magic in the world if only you look for them... V.M. Sang
Sarah Torribio and her right brain. Music. Musings. Writing. Style.
um...
Healing CPTSD with Poetry and Photography
-Reviews, Advice & News For All Things Tech and Gadget Related-
A Photo, Info & Opinion Blog by Wayne Nelson
Anything and Everything, but mostly Poetry
"Once a pond a time..."
Poetry, Flash Fiction, Stories, Musings, Photos
Art is Life
Driveling twaddle by an old flapdoodle.
...moments of unexpected clarity
Read-a-holic
Vashti Quiroz-Vega, Author, Horror, Fantasy, Thriller, Short Stories & Articles
A QUIRKY LOOK AT MODERN LIFE
Where the fire and the rose are one
the magic begins the moment you start being yourself
Travel through Books
a resource for moving poetry
Odds and ends of British history in no particular order
Musings from an insignificant writer
Celebrating what makes Brittany unique
bemused razzle-dazzle
Author Aspiring
THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE
my humanity in written form
Published in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Near to the Knuckle, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, and Shooter magazine.
Just another blog of random thoughts.
Aspiring to be the best at writing. Poetry lover, haiku and free verse to be precise, I hope to one day master
The writerly musings of Connie J. Jasperson, author, blogger and medieval renaissance woman.
Writer & Translator
Writing Advice From A YA Author Powered By Chocolate And Green Tea
Doing the best I can to keep it on the bright side
A community with environmental and healthy resources
Life is make believe, fantasy given form
What the world needs now in addition to love is wisdom. We are the masters of our own disasters.
Writer. Feminist. Historian. Person.
When the pen takes control. 
Pingback: Crimson’s Creative Challenge # 229 | When the pen takes control.
That’s fantastic. Very British. I’m definitely chuckling 🙂
LikeLike
Hahaha! Love it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I hope you are familiar with Mrs. Slocombe (Molly Sugden) a stalwart of Grace Bros. department store.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am not, unfortunately.
LikeLike
It was a long-running comedy series that would not be allowed to be shown now.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Like so many!
LikeLike