Twixt bin and bench one day was found
a full three feet below the ground
some curious objects from history
giving rise to a local mystery
when asked how old no one seemed to know
but they were placed there long ago
now if you want to go and see’em
you’ll have to visit the county museum
Filed under Self compositions
In all these challenges I have never
tried to do something really clever
but this week I’m going to be bold
for my new post I’ll show one that’s old
Filed under Self compositions
I love to go out for a walk
with my master in the park
and if no other dogs we see
he often lets me off the lead
I run around and sometimes if
I find something I have a good sniff
but best of all there’s a lot of trees
and on every one I can have a pee
Filed under Factual, Humorous, Self compositions
When we took a ride on the big wheel
I was hoping to cop a feel
but it didn’t take long for me to see
the earth below and its beauty
when I said this to my girlfriend
she said our relationship should end
for saying no to me was just a game
and things could never be the same
I must admit I was taken aback
and said give me the fare money back
she said you can go to hell
so I’m left frustrated and poor as well
Filed under Comic verse, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
with pennants flying proudly
see how tall they stand
not quite in the water
nor fully on the land
standing straight-backed in the sun
like a regimental band.
Filed under Photographic, Self compositions
Take a look at this lovely pony
it’s obvious he is feeling lonely
he knows if he squeezed through the fence
he’d be able to meet new friends
but for now he will just stand and sigh
as he sadly watches each passer-by
Filed under Comic verse, On the lines of romance, Self compositions
Whilst on a trip down to the Weald
I went for a walk through the fields
The air smelt fresh, I soon saw why
On the hill was a huge pig sty
I have no qualms about pig-shit
Just glad I didn’t walk through it
Then a story came to my mind
The tale of the Gadarene swine
And the farmers in this region
Wouldn’t like it if I were Legion
Filed under Comic verse, nature inspired, Rural life, Uncategorized
Here’s the story of Nathaniel Quinn
he never did learn how to swim
one day at the lakeside he fell in
and though everyone was looking for him
they never did find poor Nathaniel Quinn
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Self compositions
Today we all are wearing black
sporadic laughter, shoulders shake
no sombre silence shades the wake
as all reflect upon old Jack
now at the end of life’s long track
sad member of the widowed club
chose as his second wife the pub
so I think we should raise a toast
to one who did so more than most
and in the act was prone to blub.
Filed under Comic verse, Self compositions
Home comes the sailor, home from the sea,
he stands on the foc’sle and what does he see
a crowd of happy faces standing on the quay
he thinks my wife’s among them waiting there for me
but he’s not too surprised for this is not to be
she’s run away with Jim who lived at number three.
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