The trick or treaters getting weary
found our Uncle Fester cheery
even if he did look somewhat eerie
as smiling he said, “Hello dearie.”
Tag Archives: for fun
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #131
I decided I would take a photo
of the old Minster’s rose window
for when the sun shines down through the glass
you can see Saint Maria’s ass
as she leads it along the main street
in order to find grass to eat
but although I am not one to complain
sadly the weather turned to rain
so we went home, my camera and me
for there was no Pepper’s Ghost to see
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Self compositions
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt
I’d like to tell you a little tale
about a girl called Rita Hayward,
with her independent outlook
her parents thought her wayward,
but like many women in those days
she liked to think herself liberated,
certainly her breasts turned out to be as
when while on a date she co-operated
with the removal of her underclothes
giving me a quite expectant thrill,
imagine how my pulses quickened
when she said, “It’s okay I’m on the pill
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt #205
On the cross-dressers trip to Navarre
agreeing to meet in the hotel bar
the singer had a nice ass
but a voice like rough crushed glass
who turned out to be a tranny
which to them seemed quite uncanny
Filed under Adult themes, Comic verse, Humorous, No offence intended, Self compositions
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #127
He turned to the boy and said, my lad
For a first effort it’s not too bad
But we’re making a statue for all to see
So perhaps you’d better leave it to me
Don’t worry lad for we’ll both be there
When it goes up in Trafalgar square.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Self compositions
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #126
My lady’s name was primrose
she had such a beautiful snub nose
from where I would start kissing
making sure no part was missing
to the tips of her pretty pink toes
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Uncategorized
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt #200 Clubbing it
Last Saturday we went down the pub,
later on, we carried on to a club,
imagine my surprise when I saw my sister
naked, pole-dancing in the, “Buena Vista.”
Filed under Humorous, Self compositions, Uncategorized
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #122 #Feeding frenzy forgotten
Dan the drake and Debbie duck
truly felt that at last their luck
had changed when to their delight
there was not another duck in sight
for to swim alone was such a treat
as there would be enough to eat
no jostling shoving that they must
endure in order to secure a crust
now when bread is cast upon the lakes
a leisurely paddle is all it takes.
Filed under Comic verse, Factual, Humorous, Rural life
Sammiscribbles weekend writing prompt #198
I set out my stall at the local antique fair
then took a stroll around to see who else was there
noticed that, there were very many rows
of second-hand furniture, toys and baby clothes,
items of bric-a-brac and knick-knacks quite a few,
of antiques none that could be classed as true,
on closer inspection there were some nice bits
but also a lot that most would call kitsch
Filed under Uncategorized
When the pen takes control. 