
Coming home from the pub old Jake
decided to swim in the lake
though the water was cold
and Jake was rather old
we all thought his death had been faked

Coming home from the pub old Jake
decided to swim in the lake
though the water was cold
and Jake was rather old
we all thought his death had been faked
Filed under Self compositions

I went down to the library in Camden
their selection of books is outstanding
I met up with my very old friend Leopold
he was once a renowned bibliopole
now retired he still likes to keep his hand in
Filed under Self compositions

The glow worm is a quite
small bug that goes out at night
he has a luminous bum
to invite females to come
and check out the eerie green light.
Filed under Factual, nature inspired, On the lines of romance, Self compositions

I was in a band with a guy named Mick
my guitar riffs were oh so slick
but now even I’m too old my day is done
so I spend my time sitting in the sun
waiting for my next part in a pirate flick
Who am I?
Filed under Self compositions

When asked about June twenty eighteen
I will always remember the scene
What I did was not being brave
Rescuing the boys who were trapped in that cave
The, “Wild Boars,” junior football team
Filed under Factual, Self compositions

We thought we’d look for Robin Hood
so we jumped through the fence and into the wood
but of those men in Lincoln Green
neither hide nor hair was seen
but the walk certainly did us good.
Filed under Inspired by fable, On the lines of romance, Self compositions

There was a man possessed by a demon
he said his name was Legion
for we are many he whined
before being cast into the swine
and driven out of the region
Filed under Christian, faith, Self compositions

The contestants in Paris to Dakar races
plan their routes on a most sensible basis
that if they are not able to carry any water
when planning their route they oughta
make certain that they can stop at an oasis.
Filed under Comic verse, Humorous, Self compositions

My lady’s name was primrose
she had such a beautiful snub nose
from where I would start kissing
making sure no part was missing
to the tips of her pretty pink toes
Filed under Comic verse, Limerick, On the lines of romance, Uncategorized
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